My Newest Classifieds Ad reads:
Young white woman seeking Personal Lubricant
Must be hypo-allergenic, preferably natural and organic
It would be great if it smelled/tasted good too.
Please Apply...well...that might be TMI ^_^
Ok ok...I'm not very funny or ironic today but I still would love a good lube.
My issue with lube stems from the fact that I am allergic to the stuff at the local sex shop and KY makes me swollen and red in all the wrong places.
I found out about my allergy after breaking out in horrible red hives all over my vaginal (internally too). I thought for sure SirPhryxus had given me some sort of terrible STI, seeing as I had been a virgin before him and he had been a man-slut (^_^).
So I went to the doctor and she said I was fine and asked if I had been trying anything new, down there.
I told her that we had tried lube and she determined that I was allergic, to give up the lube and if the hives didn't go away, to call her back. They went away and we've shunned lube ever since.
But...I want lube! I have a knotted toy now I can only use if I'm worked up pretty good and wet to knot myself. And then there's anal! Well...we actually use coconut oil for anal. But still, I don't wanna use coconut oil vaginally because of the risk of yeast infection.
There are some products on EdenFantasys that are labeled hypoallergenic and organic. I'm a little worried about trying them and wish they had a sampler size. Their Sliquid organics does and I might get the sampler for it, but I really wanna try Good Clean Love as well.
I might be ordering the Sliquid sampler next week, I'll do a review of it and tell you all how it goes with my allergy.
I also ask you, dear readers, do you know of any good lubes I should try?
Oh, P.S. does anyone know if the Bad-Dragon cum lube is hypo allergenic? And if not is there any way I could test some of my friend's out on my body without putting it on my vagina? I had some on my hands and no reaction (it was fun to play with) but the KY also didn't have a reaction any other part of my body either...just down there.
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Friday, February 10, 2012
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Kinky Jobs
With unemployment high and kinksters all over the US looking for jobs, I thought I would make a list of fetish jobs that kinksters might be interested in. Not included in this list is: stripping, porn industry, or prostitution but if this is legal in your area and of interest to you, have at it. ^_^
Pro-Dom:
Doms and Dommes might be interested in going pro. While there is a term for Dommes who go pro, Dominatrix, there doesn't seem to be a similar term for men who do so they are normally termed Pro-Dom or Professional Dominant. Doms (I will be using the masculine version from here on just to make things simpler, sorry if you are offended) can do this 2 ways: solo or as part of a dungeon.
Fox News Sexpert (Yea, I know, of all the places to find a sexpert right?) covered the reasons women would become a Dominatrix (and I think these reasons are similar for men as well) "“It offers the convenience of early or nightshift work; It enables cute women with bodies bigger than the Barbie-esque figure desired of strippers to work in the sex industry; It provides a woman with the opportunity to flog some of the bankers responsible for the current financial mess."
Of course, the pay check of an average of $200 an hour helps as well.
Many Doms supplement their income with public demonstrations, conference appearances, even by writing for magazinese, websites and or authoring their own books.
Pro-Doms in the field:
Alpha Malevolent
Master Kain
and soon Sir Phryxus? -giggles-
Pro Dommes in the field:
Elle ( a pro switch to be precise )
Mistress Milliscent
(I chose the 4 Doms here because they were the first ones I came across when searching that had websites that were still up and running...I know, great journalism huh? lol)
Pro-Sub:
Alternatively, submissives can also go pro and, in most cases, are paid better. This job is more dangerous than its Dom counterpart due to use of restraints by the customer or, in some cases, use of extreme bondage.
This field, as far as what I've seen, is mostly employed with women but I'm sure there is a calling for male subs.
Pro-subs in the field:
Check out the International Directory of Professional Submissives
Interwebs:
There are plenty of ways to be kinky online and make money if you have the abilities.
Host your own kinkster website. You can make money through advertisement, becoming an affiliate of adult stores, or reviewing products.
You can also blog...-looks around her own blog- and I know a lot of people make money on their blogs...and I could use the advice myself...hint hint.
Work for a kinkster website. Watch for job opening at your favorite site, social network, etc. I see them pop up all the time but sadly, I have no 1337 Sk1llz0rz...ehem.
And then there's always setting up a profile with some of the webcam and phone sex networks if you have the body and voice for that sort of thing.(I sound somewhat like a small child over the phone...so yea...not where I'm applying right now)
Toys:
Work at your local adult store. Not only do you get to work in a field you are knowledgeable in but you get a discount on all those kinky toys!
Work for a company that makes toys!
Bad-Dragon is always taking applications on their site even when they aren't hiring.
Make your own toys. If you have a hobby in wood, leather or metal work - put that hobby to work. Make leather harnesses and floggers, wooden racks and vintage dildos, chainmaile or Gorean collars.
Sites like Etsy allow all creators to sell their stuff without having to create your own online store...though that's not a bad idea either. Or, if you don't want to sell online, try setting up a table at your local munch, fetish club, goth club, etc.
Write:
If you're a writer, then write. Plenty of websites allow you to create your own e-book without the hassle of agents and begging at the doors of publishing companies. Write some of your own experiences...changing any names of course, or write out your fantasies.
If you don't want to make your own e-book, submit your writing to kinkster magazines, blogs, websites and more. Who knows, you might be the go-to boy or girl in the kinky scene of journalism or fiction!
Pro-Dom:
Doms and Dommes might be interested in going pro. While there is a term for Dommes who go pro, Dominatrix, there doesn't seem to be a similar term for men who do so they are normally termed Pro-Dom or Professional Dominant. Doms (I will be using the masculine version from here on just to make things simpler, sorry if you are offended) can do this 2 ways: solo or as part of a dungeon.
Fox News Sexpert (Yea, I know, of all the places to find a sexpert right?) covered the reasons women would become a Dominatrix (and I think these reasons are similar for men as well) "“It offers the convenience of early or nightshift work; It enables cute women with bodies bigger than the Barbie-esque figure desired of strippers to work in the sex industry; It provides a woman with the opportunity to flog some of the bankers responsible for the current financial mess."
Of course, the pay check of an average of $200 an hour helps as well.
Many Doms supplement their income with public demonstrations, conference appearances, even by writing for magazinese, websites and or authoring their own books.
Pro-Doms in the field:
Alpha Malevolent
Master Kain
and soon Sir Phryxus? -giggles-
Pro Dommes in the field:
Elle ( a pro switch to be precise )
Mistress Milliscent
(I chose the 4 Doms here because they were the first ones I came across when searching that had websites that were still up and running...I know, great journalism huh? lol)
Pro-Sub:
Alternatively, submissives can also go pro and, in most cases, are paid better. This job is more dangerous than its Dom counterpart due to use of restraints by the customer or, in some cases, use of extreme bondage.
This field, as far as what I've seen, is mostly employed with women but I'm sure there is a calling for male subs.
Pro-subs in the field:
Check out the International Directory of Professional Submissives
Interwebs:
There are plenty of ways to be kinky online and make money if you have the abilities.
Host your own kinkster website. You can make money through advertisement, becoming an affiliate of adult stores, or reviewing products.
You can also blog...-looks around her own blog- and I know a lot of people make money on their blogs...and I could use the advice myself...hint hint.
Work for a kinkster website. Watch for job opening at your favorite site, social network, etc. I see them pop up all the time but sadly, I have no 1337 Sk1llz0rz...ehem.
And then there's always setting up a profile with some of the webcam and phone sex networks if you have the body and voice for that sort of thing.(I sound somewhat like a small child over the phone...so yea...not where I'm applying right now)
Toys:
Work at your local adult store. Not only do you get to work in a field you are knowledgeable in but you get a discount on all those kinky toys!
Work for a company that makes toys!
Bad-Dragon is always taking applications on their site even when they aren't hiring.
Make your own toys. If you have a hobby in wood, leather or metal work - put that hobby to work. Make leather harnesses and floggers, wooden racks and vintage dildos, chainmaile or Gorean collars.
Sites like Etsy allow all creators to sell their stuff without having to create your own online store...though that's not a bad idea either. Or, if you don't want to sell online, try setting up a table at your local munch, fetish club, goth club, etc.
Write:
If you're a writer, then write. Plenty of websites allow you to create your own e-book without the hassle of agents and begging at the doors of publishing companies. Write some of your own experiences...changing any names of course, or write out your fantasies.
If you don't want to make your own e-book, submit your writing to kinkster magazines, blogs, websites and more. Who knows, you might be the go-to boy or girl in the kinky scene of journalism or fiction!
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
Cant find the Porn!
Ok, this is driving me bonkers.
About 4-ish years ago I saw a porno on one of those late night movie channels while staying at a cabin in Gatlinburg. It was based on The Crucible and it was AWESOME!
There was an orgy of witches, the priests has sex with them to get them to talk and so on.
But I can't remember the name and I've done every search I can think of!
If you have any idea of what I'm talking about and know the name or better yet where I can buy it PLEASE Help ^_^
About 4-ish years ago I saw a porno on one of those late night movie channels while staying at a cabin in Gatlinburg. It was based on The Crucible and it was AWESOME!
There was an orgy of witches, the priests has sex with them to get them to talk and so on.
But I can't remember the name and I've done every search I can think of!
If you have any idea of what I'm talking about and know the name or better yet where I can buy it PLEASE Help ^_^
Friday, December 23, 2011
Trying to figure out Me
So I am trying to figure out Me. Who I am. All the components that make up Me and how the hell do I work with all of them?
In no particular order, I am:
a submissive
an age-player
a wife
a daughter/daughter-in-law
a "sister"
a friend
a person who is into eco-friendly living
a person who is into eating organically
a person not happy with their weight but who has not done anything about it
a cupcake lover
a cat person
a furry
an anime and manga geek but not an otaku
a procrastinator
a horror movie fan
a body modification fan
a polyamorist
a bi-sexual
a student of herbalism
a student of spirituality
Goals for the coming year
Sort of my new years resolutions
I'd like to be healthier. Not necessarily to loose weight, though that would be nice, but to not have to worry about blood pressure or blood sugar or aches and pains that occur seemingly without reason. I don't want to think about the fact that most of the food I have been eating the last four months doesn't resemble anything natural.
I'd like to be further along in the steps it takes to have my own business including publishing my book.
I'd like to release my fear and get the body modifications I want.
I'd like to be happier with myself.
In no particular order, I am:
a submissive
an age-player
a wife
a daughter/daughter-in-law
a "sister"
a friend
a person who is into eco-friendly living
a person who is into eating organically
a person not happy with their weight but who has not done anything about it
a cupcake lover
a cat person
a furry
an anime and manga geek but not an otaku
a procrastinator
a horror movie fan
a body modification fan
a polyamorist
a bi-sexual
a student of herbalism
a student of spirituality
Goals for the coming year
Sort of my new years resolutions
I'd like to be healthier. Not necessarily to loose weight, though that would be nice, but to not have to worry about blood pressure or blood sugar or aches and pains that occur seemingly without reason. I don't want to think about the fact that most of the food I have been eating the last four months doesn't resemble anything natural.
I'd like to be further along in the steps it takes to have my own business including publishing my book.
I'd like to release my fear and get the body modifications I want.
I'd like to be happier with myself.
Friday, November 25, 2011
All Things Kink
Stumbled across All Things Kink today.
They have 2 parts to their site it seems. The first is like a kinkster's ebay and the second is a BDSM dating site.
I set up an account with their dating site for me and Daddy as we are still seeking another woman to make our life complete.
Browsing through the toys n things on the shop site was fun and I saw a few things I'd love SantaDaddy to bring me this year ^_^
The 24kt Gold Pink Princess Glass Dildo is absolutely adorable and supposedly Eco-friendly.
The Rose Flogger is beautiful!!! It comes in a few different colors too - torn between black with red roses or blue with dusty purple roses...decisions decisions heh
(sorry no pics, they save a php files and I dunno how to convert them)
They have 2 parts to their site it seems. The first is like a kinkster's ebay and the second is a BDSM dating site.
I set up an account with their dating site for me and Daddy as we are still seeking another woman to make our life complete.
Browsing through the toys n things on the shop site was fun and I saw a few things I'd love SantaDaddy to bring me this year ^_^
The 24kt Gold Pink Princess Glass Dildo is absolutely adorable and supposedly Eco-friendly.
The Rose Flogger is beautiful!!! It comes in a few different colors too - torn between black with red roses or blue with dusty purple roses...decisions decisions heh
(sorry no pics, they save a php files and I dunno how to convert them)
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