Friday, June 29, 2012

Celebrity Littles?

On the Big Little Podcast group on FetLife there is a discussion about what celebrities we think just might be littles...
My vote is Drew Barrymore because of her photoshoot for Glamour


Soo cute - you just wanna eat her up!

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

FanFic Rant

Ok...so more issues with fanfiction.net

I've updated my Crimson Rose story on there...which IS RATED MATURE (MA) for content. My third chapter is smut...thus the mature rating and people complained...
Um...if you're reading MATURE CONTENT and OFFENDED...NOT MY FAULT THAT YOU"RE RIDICULOUS!

-END RANT-

Sunday, June 24, 2012

FanFic Censorship

So now my fanfic could be censored.
Some of you know I write fan fiction at fanfiction.net specifically on Legend and Beauty and the Beast both can be found in Movies category under a Mature (MA) rating.

I recently received from some concerned but loving reviewers messages like this one:


Just a warning to all, a group called Critics United is currently going around and mass reporting on Any story they deem to be breaking FF rules. This includes, but is not limited to: stories with MA or above rated content, though now they're claiming any kind of lemon is breaking the rules, Songfic's, and any stories with polls, authors notes, or otherwise in place of an actual chapter update, you could even end up accidentally put your story into what they view as being the “incorrect category” and they’ll report you for it. These stories are being deleted with little to no warning given, often within hours of one of their members locating it. If you want try to help stop the "cleansing" of this site and protest their bullying go to: www . change petitions/ fanfiction-net-stop-the-destruction-of-fanfiction-net and sign the petition in hopes of helping to stop the destruction of FF . net.

Wow...

So if you read my fan fic and see it gone, this might be why in the future. If this happens, which I hope it doesn't, I'll continue writing fanfic on this blog. I won't give up on my stories Descent into Darkness and Crimson Rose or any other explicitly sexual fan fiction in the future. 

xoxo
LadyPhryxus

Saturday, June 23, 2012

House Phryxus Update

Checking my Nekomimiloli e-mail today (for those of you who don't have it and would like to take a moment to e-mail me happy, naughty messages its nekomimiloli (at) yahoo (dot) com) and I'm a lil depressed over it.

There are all these amazing sales going on with the companies I enjoy reviewing for and all kinds of new products that I would love to get my hands on BUT
I'm still living with my in-laws here in Alaska until we can find an apartment and I can find a steady job.
Sorry to be whiney, must just be one of those days.
I need a spanking and to be put in Lil mode for the rest of the day ^_^

On a happier note -

I've learned to crochet and one of my upcoming projects is a Hello Kitty hat.
To sort of celebrate my new hobby, Sir Phryxus bought me a Hello Kitty tote bag to keep my yarn in ^_^
There's a store at the PX on the Base we're at and it has knock off products form China and Japan (and i assume Korea and Taiwan as well) and over half of it is Hello Kitty!!!! I just wish I had enough money to buy everything (and space to put it in).
I do plan on buying the big black Hello Kitty duffle bag for all of my toys...once they're shipped up here.



Oh and on a completely random note -
I've been going through pictures of our road trip and here's one I thought was pretty funny:


 I like that with the Subway there the Kum & Go has a 6 inch or Foot long options.

^_^
Lady Phryxus

Friday, June 15, 2012

Ask House Phryxus


I’ve been getting some legitimate questions lately and I thought I would share a few on here because they’re questions some of us might be too embarrassed to ask otherwise.

Disclaimer: I answered these questions with my opinion. I am not a medical professional. My answers are not meant to diagnose or cure any ailment or issue. I cannot be held responsible if you take my opinion as medical or psychological fact or treatment.

Dear Lady Phryxus,
My husband has recently talked me into trying out anal sex. I enjoy it, not as much as vaginal, but its ok. Afterwards, however, I tend to have a bit of a problem of going to the bathroom too easily or leaking.
We use Anal Ease in order for me to be able to handle anal sex. Are we simply using too much or is there something else I should do?
Thanks,
Newb

Dear Newb,

Thanks for asking this question. I know a lot of us get embarrassed about this sort of thing but its something that, since no one talks about, gets pushed under the rug and causes some problems later on.
I do want to talk about the use of Anal Ease and like products. I’ve heard sooooo many bad things about this product that I usually tell someone I know is using it to stop all together. And yes, this could be causing the leakage afterwards as its not allowing your anus muscles to tighten when needed.

What I do recommend is a 2 part process.
First, to prevent a “mess” during or after anal sex I recommend an enema.
Some people see the word enema and freak out a lil. The E-word doesn’t have to be this big process. Sure, its very cleansing and good for you to do a full enema with a 1-4 quart bag BUT not necessary for something like anal sex. Go to the drug store and in the isle with the condoms and lube and douches you’ll see an enema kit in a small box. This contains a squeeze bottle and usually a few disposable lids. These hold a small amount of water and will only clean the lowest part of your colon. Nothing too scary there.
Plus, if you like enemas and you and your partner are into medical play, this could become part of your role-play.

The second part is, instead of using Anal Ease or some sort of relaxant, simply use a natural, organic lube or a lube that won’t destroy a condom or dildo. My hubs and I use coconut oil (but be careful not to get the coconut oil in your vagina to prevent a yeast infection).
I know that Anal Ease and like products relax your muscles back there and makes it easier for the initial thrust. However, once he’s in  there and starts moving around slowly, you’ll soon get used to the feel and won’t need Anal Ease. Let the lube and the natural feel of anal sex do the work instead.

I hope this helps!
XOXO
Lady Phryxus

More about Anal?
Check out my review of the Kobe Tai Anal Adventure Kit

Ask House Phryxus


I’ve been getting some legitimate questions lately and I thought I would share a few on here because they’re questions some of us might be too embarrassed to ask otherwise.

Disclaimer: I answered these questions with my opinion. I am not a medical professional. My answers are not meant to diagnose or cure any ailment or issue. I cannot be held responsible if you take my opinion as medical or psychological fact or treatment.

Dear Lady Phryxus,
I am a diapered lil and I love the feel I get from wetting my diaper and having my Mommy change me during play. However, I’ve started to wet myself just a lil when I’m at work or out and about when I sneeze or laugh too hard.
What causes this and what do you think I should do?
Thanks,
Babygirl

Dear Babygirl,

First, I want to say that I am not a diapered lil so I may not be the very best person to ask about this. Also, you might want to make sure that the wetting isn’t caused by a medical issue such as a urinary tract infection, kidney problem, or prostate issues.

That being said, if the problem isn’t medical it could very well be that you have untrained your bladder sphincter. I know that sounds a lil weird but let me explain. When we are being potty trained as chronological kids we are training our bladder sphincter and brains to know that we are not supposed to pee until we’re at the potty. This training USUALLY lasts through adulthood until a medical problem interferes.
In saying that you might have untrained your bladder sphincter, I mean that in getting over that initial “I’m not supposed to do this on myself” you’ve trained your bladder that it is ok to wet yourself during your play. This may have made your bladder sphincter more relaxed and allow you to wet yourself even when you’re not ready for it.

So, how can you stop this. Again, if this is not a medical problem, you can train your bladder sphincter again. Make sure you drain your bladder when you do go to the bathroom. Also, do some exercises when you pee by stopping and starting the flow.
A great exercise to help out incontinence is kegel exercises with a kegel exerciser such as a nectar egg, Hold On To Me balls or similar toys. These balls or eggs strengthen the kegel muscles of the vagina including the ones that hold pee when you need to go.

I hope that helps Babygirl and good luck with your wet play.
XOXO
Lady Phryxus